STOP THE PRESSES!

The professional, highly esteemed, guardians of the First Amendment, news journalists at MSNBC have IMPORTANT headline news!

 

Forget about the inconsistencies, gaffes, and missteps of our new President,

 

BRISTOL PALIN HAS SPLIT FROM HER FIANCE!!!!!!!

 

That’s the quality news I have come to expect from the news media!

 

(Also, is Rush Limbaugh still fat? Good!)

 

I also saw that the www.huffingtonpost.com was prominently featuring this story too, so it is reasonable to expect to see it in tomorrow’s New York Times  and  Washington Post.

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